On a trip to the Vatican I went to the Pope's weekly General Audience where he comes to the window and prays to those who gather. It was not very nice out and the wind was blowing a gale. All of a sudden the Pope's hat blew right off and we all scrambled to get it like drunks running after a garter at a wedding. Well I caught it and got the opportunity to meet the Pope. I'm Jewish by the way.

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